I know I've neglecting my blog and forgive me for that. It's just that I've been very busy with so many things which I will share on my next post. This one is just a quickie so I'll just make it short - i got a new job! 
Hope I make you smile with these:
5 most important questions in the world!
This is what we have been waiting
for...the true answers to the 5 most
important questions in the world:
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A
WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, only
"down under."
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call
it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED
AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because, when they come, they're wild
and wet. But when they go, they take
your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY
GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to
scratch.
Now, you know everything you need to
know! ;p
"Don't laugh!" said Ed the patient.
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor
said. "I'm a professional.
In over twenty years I've never laughed
at a patient."
"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to
drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest
'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen.
It couldn't have been bigger than the
size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor
started giggling, then fell laughing to
the floor. Ten minutes later he was able
to struggle to his feet and regain his
composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I
really am. I don't know what came over
me. On my honour as a doctor and a
gentleman, I promise it won't happen
again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Ed replied.
Monday, January 15, 2007
QUICKIE
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7 comments:
wahahahah! swollen na tu atong kahimtanga ha! wahahahah! :D
chikai, nah utro pud ko, adik sa maging sino ka man, preha ta, i like celine, ginahan ko nila ni jb :)
excited nako sa lbc mayta dili masalaag LOL! :)
mao jud lan. kaluoy ni manoy! hahahaha! laliman ka mura rag AAA battery. haha. unsaon na lng tawon. panutpik na lng jud sya. haha!
lagi unta dli masaag ug unta ganahan ka sa akong gift. ^_^ kalimot ko bah ug apil ug durian candy. nagdali2x naman gud ko ato padala kay i thought hagbay ra to napadala sa akong manghud. ^_^
sunod na lng puhon. ^_^ ingna lng ko kung ganahan ka ug durian or mangosteen aron makapangandam. ^_^
hello, chikai! congrats on the new job! and naku ha, nakakatuwa naman yang mga question and answers ha haa, totally made my day! take care!!
lol this made me laugh hehehe great jokes
Hi Cherry, I had a good laugh here...LOL. I enjoyed reading your new post. I'll share it with my husband, it's worth sharing gyod kay funny. Congrats with having a job na, wow, a working girl ka na dyan, good for you. Oy, nawala ang blog ko, but I am back with a new one na.
wow ang tagal koh ng hindi nakabisita d2... muzta naman d2... i miss yah.. take care always...
wow ang tagal koh ng hindi nakabisita d2... muzta naman d2... i miss yah.. take care always...
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